In Boston Gold upon the door you'll find three famous names

Of a lawfirm known quite well by all

It's said that they can get you off no matter what you've done

Abercrombie Morganster and Hall

Take the case not long ago of the People versus Smith

Who was accused of making alcohol

But the famous three dug up some names and they judge dismissed the case

For Abercrombie Morganster and Hall

Somewhow the scales of justice always seems to tip their way

Now I'm not saying that they stretch the law

I'm just saying that for years they haven't lost a case

Abercrombie Morganster and Hall

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The tree always draws a crowd when they freeze in the case

People come to laugh and have a ball

You've never seen such carrying on an acting in yout life

It's Abercrombie Morganster and Hall

Now you don't need the reference for them to take your case

All you need's a dime on place to call

For freedom ---- just send your money to

Abercrombie Morganster and Hall

Somewhow the scales of justice...

Abercrombie Morganster and Hall