workin hard hardly workin hey man you know me
                 water under the bridge didya see my new car
        well it's bought and it's payed for parked outside of the bar

           and hey barkeeper what's keepin you keep pourin drinks
              for all these palookas hey you know what i thinks
                that we toast to the old days and dimagio too
             and old drysdale and mantle whitey ford and to you

             no the old gang ain't around everyone has left town
          'cept for thumm and giardina said they just might be down
            oh half drunk all the time and i'm all drunk the rest
                yea monk's till the champion but i'm the best

            i guess you heard about nash he was killed in a crash
              hell that must of been two or three years ago now
            yea he spun out and he rolled he hit a telephone pole
                        and he died with the radio on
          no she's married and with a kid finally split up with sid
            he's up north for a nickle's worth for armed robbery

         hey i'll play you some pin ball hell you ain't got a chance
                  well then go on over and ask her to dance