Tom Lehrer
Tom Lehrer - Sociology lyrics
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Strange Is the change They're trying to arrange Today in sociology Fanatics In their attics Are learning mathematics Just for sociology Persuasion By equation They all feel it's much more satisfactory They, in an ivory steeple Far away from all people They do research in sociology Guys Who wrote lies Now present them in disguise A cinch in sociology Attract Quite abstract Without one single fact Disblended sociology Birds Who used words Now all talk in terms of X and Y and Z They can take one small matrix And really do great tricks All in the name of sociology Joes Who wrote prose Now write algebra, who knows It may be sociology They're Everywhere Full of Sigma and Chi squared And full of sociology They consult Sounding occult Talking like a Mathematics PhD They can snow all their clients By calling it science Although it's only sociology