Till death do us part is what she told that preacher man

Now she says this ain't worth dyin' for

She's had all she can't stand

She's boxed up momma's china, it's loaded on the truck

She's just got started packin, and I'm thinkin' this could suck

Now there goes my Lay-Z Boy and my flat top guitar

Here comes her big sister, what's she doin' in my car

As they drive off to the city I just waved

From the top of my lungs I hope she heard me say.



[Chorus:]

You Ain't Leavin' Thank God Are Ya

You can't be gone fast enough

What seemed to take a lifetime just left in a cloud of dust

This'll make my girlfriend happy she's the one

That never thought you would

You Ain't Leavin' Thank God Are Ya

Let us pray you're gone for good.



She forgot her new laptop, so I know she'll be back

I'll have a hot tub full of hotties, icein' down a 24-pack

She'll cuss me like a sailor, but I don't care

I'll have a few choice words when I come up for air.



[Chorus:]

You Ain't Leavin' Thank God Are Ya

Let us pray you're gone for good.