I always heard that his herb was top shelf
And Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it til' you tried it, well I tried it, my friend
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up the fat boy and he passed him around
The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river, my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I hopped on his old bus, the Honey Suckle Rose
The party was Vegas, it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge, just me and him
With one parting puff the grim creeper set in

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river, my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Now we're passing the guitar, we're telling good jokes
I know ones a-coming 'cause I'm smelling the smoke
No, I do not partake, I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face and a great contact high

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river, my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

In the fetal position with drool on our chins
I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again