Jack knifed rig got the traffic stop
Interstate looking like a parking lot
Fatboy flying on a fatboy bike
Weaving in and out and passing me by
I honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy SOB
Yeah, but deep down I was wishing it was me

But if I had one I'd have to say
I'd probably do the same dang thing
Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run
I'd be hell on wheels if I had one

Called my brother said how you been
We ain't been fishing since I don't know when
He said its graveyard shift's and graveyard grind
I got more bills than I got time
I'd love to weigh the line but my wife'll just stay on my case
I said I guess I know who wears the pants around your place

But if I had one I'd have to say
I'd probably do the same dang thing
Stay at home holding my baby when the workday's done
Yeah, I'd try to keep her happy if I had one

Sitting on a barstool talking to a lady
She's running my tab up calling me baby
Buy her a drink she'll let you chase her
Watch her, shake her, money maker

But if I had one I'd have to say
I'd probably shake it the same dang way
Hike it up high as I could get it, son
I'd never buy another beer if I had one
No thing would be different if I had one

That's what I'd do, if I had one of those
I'd do it just like that, right there
Thing's would be different if I had one too
But I don't
But if I had one

Yeah, buddy, oh, baby