She said I've seen YOU in here before

I said I've been here a time or two

She said Hello my name is Bobby Joe

Meet my twin sister Betty Lou

AND We're both feelin' kinda wild tonight

You're the only cowboy in this place

AND if you're up for a rodeo

I'll put a big Texas smile on your face



AND I said girls



I ain't as good as I once was

I've got a few years on me now

But there was a time, back in my prime

When I could really lay it down

if you need some love tonight

Then I might have just enough

I ain't as good as I once was

But I'm as good once as I ever was



I still hang out with my best friend Dave

I've known him since we were kids AT school

Last night he had a few shots

Got in a tight spot

Hustlin' a game of pool

With a couple of redneck boys

One Great big bad biker man

I heard David yell across the room

Hey buddy how 'bout a helpin' hand



I said Dave



I ain't as good as I once was

My how the years have flown

But there was a time, back in my prime

When I could really hold my own

If you wanna fight tonight

Guess those boys don't look all that tough

I ain't as good as I once was

But I'm as good once as I ever was



I used to be hell on wheels

Back when I was a younger man

Now MY body says you can't do this boy

But my pride says oh yes you can



I ain't as good as I once was

That's just the cold hard truth

I still throw a few back

Talk a little smack

When I'm feelin' bulletproof

So don't double dog dare me now

'Cause I'd have to call your bluff

I ain't as good as I once was

But I'm as good once as I ever was



MAY NOT BE GOOD as I once was

But I'm as good once as I ever was