(TLC parody of the song "No Scrubs")

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A hooch is a girl that thinks she's all that

And also known as a hoochie

Trynna get money from all these guys 

Cuz she gots a big bootie so (no)



I'm not Captain Save a hoe

I'm not giving you none of my dough

Don't wanna give you nothin' (no)

So girl don't waste my time



Chorus:

I don't want no hooch

A hoochie get knocked in the head with

The boot from me 

Hanging at the backstage at every concert 

Givin' up the punanie for free 

I don't want no hooch 

A hoochie get knocked in the head with

The boot from me 

Hangin' at the backstage at every concert 

Givin' up the punnanie for free 



Said a hoochie shows her ass 

And she has no class 

And plus she's dirty and stinky

She got weaves in her hair with no underwear

And got stains like Monica Lewinsky (ewwww)

So (no)



I'm not Captain Save a hoe

I'm not giving you none of my dough

I'm not give you nothin' (no)

So girl don't waste my time



Chorus



If you have fake nails and contact lenses

Oh yes son I'm talking to you

If you buy your clothes at Duran Square

Oh yes son I'm talking to you

If you have five kids with three different dads

Oh yes son I'm talking to you

I say you get happy from my money oh no

I don't want no 



Hooooochies

Hooooochies

Hooooochies

Hooooochies



Chorus