I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass

Tellin' me every move to make

And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass

Tellin' me how to bake a cake



And I've just about had my fill

Of Doctor fucking Phil

Tired of looking at Tiker's ass

And Shaquil O' fucking Neal



Paris Hilton could fuck up a county fair

Just proof that you can be stupid

And still be a billion-fucking-aire



I'm tired of Simon's ass tellin' people that they can't sing

I'd fire Donald Trump's ass for knowing every fucking thing



Jim and Brad and Angelina's ass

I'm about tired of lookin' at them

And I'm about ready for Hollywood's ass

To run out of fucking film!



I'm tired of everything on TV

Everybody loves Raymond

Except for fucking me!



I'm tired of Atlans's ass

And France ridin' on a bike

And I could purty much give a damn

What some actress's dress looks like



It'd be nice if Hip-Hop's ass would finally learn to play three cords

And I'm about fed up with Nashville's ass

And the "Hand-me-a-trophy" awards



Barry Bonds gettin' a bunch of fake home runs

And that fake-ass Larry the Cable's ass

And Git Her fucking Done!



I'd like to watch football's ass

Without worryin' about T.O.

And I'm resolved to tell W's ass

Where the fuck he can fucking go



I'd be the first to second

Tellin' the third world what the fuck they can fucking do!

It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's ass gettin' whipped by the Jews



I'm tired of my own ass singing this fucking song

There's a lot of people's ass I'm tired of

But the list's to fucking long!



And I could be wrong...

OHH, I could be wrong!