What's the big deal about Garth Brooks 

What's he got that I ain't got 

Except the biggest country album in history 

And girls screamin' in the parking lot 



My wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon 

Yeah she thinks Garth's number one 

And there's even husbands jealous at Garth Brooks over in Ireland. 

I look better in a hat than he does 

And I got a lot more hair 

I missed The Dance, Still Felt the Pain

And I've never had an Answered Pray 



I wrote a hundred songs about rodeos 

But my wife wouldn't listen to mine 

Now I'm singin' to Friends in a place so Low 

Garth Brooks couldn't even find. 

 

Garth Brooks you better hope we never meet 

Or one of us is gonna get hurt 

Yeah you'll let go of that Longneck Bottle

If I choke you with a Garth Brooks T-shirt 



She has taken down our weddin' pictures 

And put a poster of you 

And if your name comes up again when she's sleepin' 

There's no tellin' what I'll do. 

 

Yeah we went though this a few years ago 

When she was dreamin' about George Strait 

But now the name Garth Brooks are two words

I have grown to hate 



Brother you look like a cowboy airport controller 

With that ugly little microphone 

Why don't you quit tryin' to turn my wife away 

And leave my life alone. 

 

I sick of, Garth Brooks 

I'm tired of hearin' about, Garth Brooks 

I think I've had enough, Garth Brooks 

My wife is in love with, Garth Brooks 



She wants to be Mrs., Garth Brooks 

I hope his records sells like, Garth Brooks