Albino dwarfs & dancing bears & midgets with full body 
hair
A boy who has a fishes tail, a girl the body of a snail
A man with the head of a bird, a girl who shits bricks as 
turds 
Siamese twins joined at the head, a girl who though alive 
is dead
A man who bleeds through hands and eyes, a girl who has a 
donkeys thighs

This Freakshow is the best in town this Freakshow is the 
worst around.

A man who has no head or arms, a girl a dog sexually 
charms
They're animal eroticists, the sailors leer at them half 
pissed
A fire eater burns his throat, a jealous lover at him 
gloats
A contortionist tells a joke while a Gorilla him does 
poke
A girl who bites off chickens heads, they run around till 
they are dead

This Freakshow is the best in town this Freakshow is the 
worst around.