I'll pick you up early 
From the school gates at 3:30 
I'll take you down Soho 
Be ready to Go-Go 
The perverts will be ready 
The queue it will be steady 
I'll charge you 50 percent 
And then I'll charge you for the rent 

Am I bad? 
Yes, he's bad 
Am I bad? 
Yes, he's bad 

I'll feed you narcotics 
Make sure you're erotic 
And then I'll feed some to your pals 
And soon I'll have a chain of gals 
I'll wait outside your school 
I'll seem so nice, I'll seem so cool 
In my expensive car 
I promise I'll make you a star 

Am I bad? 
Yes, he's bad 
Am I bad? 
Yes, he's bad 

I'll get you a modeling contract 
Just lie here on your back 
And let perverts stick it in 
And leer at you with sickly grins 
My paedophile ring, it's the best 
My customers they all attest 
So come on perverts, come on down 
I've got the best ring in the town 

Am I bad? 
Yes, he's bad 
Am I bad? 
Yes, he's bad 
Am I bad? 
Yes, he's bad 
Am I bad? 
Yes, he's bad 

I keep it in the family 
All my daughters work for me