Mary, you've got a beautiful baby.
Mary, you've got a beautiful boy.
Mouseteeth, named after your sister.
It's gonna be hard to find a proper toy.
Because it's gotta be PC, and it's gotta be cruelty-free.
You should have practiced what you preached
Before you kicked joseph in the teeth.
It's hard being alone long distance on the phone.
Karma is a funny thing,
You shoulda thought of that before you took that swing.