The pro is here to lead the way, to save the day

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He clips the puck from Bobby Orr, he shoots he scores

(wicked little critter)

As he proceeds to torch the place, as he proceeds to scorch the place

As he proceeds to torch the place, scorcher, torcher, scorcher

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He's a wicked little critter with a sissy bar

And he lays a patch on the tar

He's a wicked little critter with a sissy bar

And he lays a patch on the tar



And he pops a wheelie on his minibike

And he burns rubber, and he peels out

He's a wicked little critter with a sissy bar

And he lays a patch on the tar



And he clips the ball from Havlicek

And Havlicek is used and abused

He's a wicked little critter with a sissy bar

And he lays a patch on the tar



He decides to ditch, and he ditches

And nobody knows where he ditched

He's a wicked little critter with a sissy bar

And he lays a patch on the tar



It's a wicked little guy

Wicked pissa little guy

Wicked scorcher little critta

He's a wicked little guy



He's a dink

Way to go

I Like him

I got problems