Particle Man, Particle Man,
doing the things that a particle can,
what's he like, it's not important,
particle man.

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him insted?
Nobody knows, particle man.

Triangle man, triangle man,
triangle man hates particle man,
they have a fight, triangle wins,
triangle man.

Universe man, universe man,
size of the entire universe man,
usually kind to smaller man,
universe man.

He's got a watch with a minute hand,
millenium hand and an aeon hand,
and when they meet it's happy land,
powerful man, universe man.

Person man, person man,
hit on the head with a frying pan,
lives his life in a garbage can,
person man.

Is he depressed, or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man.

Triangle man, triangle man,
triangle man hates particle man,
they have a fight, triangle wins,
triangle man.