I'm shaking down Cupid 'cause I'm feeling so mad

Why I'd break his leg

I'd kill myself if I was somebody else

I'm feeling so beside myself



To paging Mr. Right*

Please to move your van

She thinks of him especially

I think he's kicking sand



In my face, just like in that ad

And I had to walk away feeling mad

To paging Mr. Right

Please to move your van



So I'm shaking down Cupid 'cause I'm feeling so mad

I'd break his leg

I'd kill myself if I was somebody else

I'm feeling so beside myself



No, I'm shaking down Cupid 'cause I'm feeling so mad

Why I'd break his leg

I'd kill myself if I was somebody else

I'm feeling so beside myself



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