I gave a letter to the postman, he put it in his sack
Bright and early next morning, he brought my letter back
She wrote upon it :

RETURN TO SENDER, ADDRESS UNKNOWN
NO SUCH NUMBER, NO SUCH ZONE
WE HAD A QUARREL, A LOVER’S SPAT
I WRITE I’M SORRY BUT MY LETTER KEEPS COMING BACK

So then I dropped it in the mailbox, and sent it Special D.
Bright and early next morning, it came right back to me
She wrote upon it :

RETURN TO SENDER, ADDRESS UNKNOWN
NO SUCH NUMBER, NO SUCH ZONE

This time I’m gonna take it myself, and put it right in her hand
And if it comes back, the very next day, then I’ll understand
The writing on it :

RETURN TO SENDER, ADDRESS UNKNOWN
NO SUCH NUMBER, NO SUCH ZONE
WE HAD A QUARREL, A LOVER’S SPAT
I WRITE I’M SORRY BUT MY LETTER KEEPS COMING BACK

So then I dropped it in the mailbox, and sent it Special D.
Bright and early next morning, it came right back to me
She wrote upon it :

RETURN TO SENDER, ADDRESS UNKNOWN
NO SUCH NUMBER, NO SUCH ZONE
WE HAD A QUARREL, A LOVER’S SPAT
I WRITE I’M SORRY BUT MY LETTER KEEPS COMING BACK

This time I’m gonna take it myself, and put it right in her hand
And if it comes back, the very next day, then I’ll understand
The writing on it :

RETURN TO SENDER, ADDRESS UNKNOWN
NO SUCH NUMBER, NO SUCH ZONE

RETURN TO SENDER
RETURN TO SENDER
RETURN TO SENDER
RETURN TO SENDER