I smoke a joint tonight

Me and all these dinosaurs is blazin blunts tonight

We blazin blunts tonight

We blazin blunts tonight

Me and all these dinosaurs is on a hunt tonight



(verse 1)

I only spit this one time so let me take it slow

I started to get high about an hour ago,

but then the buzzer rang, I looked out the peephole

It was a whole bunch of raptors and they just won't go

I stepped back and the knocks I just tried to ignore

Thought I was safe but they knew how to open doors

and without even asking they just came on in

started smokin' my weed and then they called their friends.



(chorus 1)

I smoke a joint tonight

I smoke a joint tonight

Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight

We rollin' bones tonight

We rollin' bones tonight

Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight



(full chorus)

I smoke a spliff tonight

I smoke a spliff tonight

Me and these dinosaurs is gettin' freakin' ripped tonight

We gettin' faced tonight

We gettin' faced tonight

And all these dinosaurs is crashin' at my place tonight



(verse 2)

An Allisaurus in the corner tryin' to pack the bong

Hot boxin' in the john with a teridon 

Now a compy and a stega startin' to get it on

But I can barely move because this weeds' the bomb

A kellasaurus makin' smores and eatin' lucky charms

The pterodactyl took my whole bag of pepper ridge farms

T-rex just went and set off the fire alarm

and now he can't get it out because he's got little arms



(chorus 1, 1x)



(verse 3)

Now my neighbors on the phone said she called the cops

and this really freaked out the triceratops

He's tryin' climb out the window and we yellin' stop

cause I'm on the fifth floor and it's a heck of a drop

We heard a knock then the cops said they wanted in

Then the cirolliphus tried to go and talk to them

but he made things worse cause he reeked of weed and gin

but luckily the laphasaurus quickly jumped on in.

They said we were too loud and that folks were in bed.

The laph' told the cops we would be quiet and said 

But then they shined the light and asked why his eyes were red.

We were busted, so thats when he bit of their heads



(repeat full chorus 1x)



Yeahhh



first rap song about gettin' high with dinosaurs



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