Life is so boring
It's really got me snoring
I'm wearing out the flooring in a cheap hotel
And I don't have to worry
I might be sinning
But I'm never gonna have to hear the ring of the school bell.

(Doo-wee, do do do do do do do do do do)

Well don't you remember, you told me in December
That a boy is not a man until he makes a stand
Well I'm not a genius but maybe you'll remember this
I never said I ever wanted to be a man

(Do wee...)

I get nervous when she comes around
When she comes around
When she comes around
I get nervous when she comes around
When she comes around
When she comes around

My momma's so caring she's really got me staring
And all the crazy little things she does for sure
but she can't seem to think of
another kind of lover
that a boy could ever get from anyone but her

(do wee...)

I get nervous when she comes around
When she comes around
When she comes around
I get nervous when she comes around
When she comes around
When she comes around