All you people gather 'round - and get together - no more sitting on your booty - party people it's your duty - you know what i mean - tell your body what to do - it's up to you - now let your tight pants - do a new dance - to the rog - roger thomas is upon us - don't you fight it - do the rog - can't you see it's so easy - it's now or never, get together - lay it on me, lay it down, - slap me five and gather 'round - the party - is gettin' started - let's act retarded, - no one is carded - now shake your onion - like a grunion tryin' to spawn - grab your girl unless she's shril - hit the dance floor - do the rog - rock the rog across the nation - a bicentennial celebration - tell two friends - and they'll tell two - and they'll two and so on - and so on - it's easy to do - tell your body what to do - it's up to you