geall you people gather 'round

and get together

no more sitting on your booty

party people it's your duty

you know what i mean

tell your body what to do

it's up to you



now let your tight pants

do a new dance

to the rog

roger thomas is upon us

don't you fight it

do the rog



can't you see it's so easy

it's now or never, get together

lay it on me, lay it down,

slap me five and gather 'round

the party

is gettin' started

let's act retarded,

no one is carded



now shake your onion

like a grunion tryin' to spawn

grab your girl unless she's shril

hit the dance floor

do the rog



rock the rog across the nation

a bicentennial celebration

tell two friends

and they'll tell two

and they'll two and so on

and so on

it's easy to do

tell your body what to do

it's up to you