Most girls, I can't wait for them to leave

And they're giving me the creeps by morning

Most girls, make noises in their sleep, and I hate to

watch them eat

And they're boring.

You didn't rat when the lab caught fire

Throughout the Inland Empire-

You're my empress, and I crown you

Most girls, I been with before are fat and ugly ho's

Compared to you

Most girls, always think they're right,

but they're wrong- fucking wrong

But baby you're not like that

You understand me and it's not an act

You're my empress, and I crown you



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I wanna go with you and leave all this behind us

We'll live in San Berdo and sell the place in Cypress

Come on let's do it run away with me honey

We'll put a bunch of babies in your tummy

And fly away.

Most girls, I'd rather be alone and I can't answer the phone

Cuz they're scaring me

Most girls, get psycho and they're mean and they

always make a scene

And they're threatening me

The time apart didn't hurt us

And now I finished my community service

You're my empress, and I crown you



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Come on let's do it run away with me honey

We'll put a bunch of babies in your tummy

And fly away:.

All those years I was just searching

Fuck that noise, baby you're perfect

All them mean nothing cuz I found you

How did you get so awesome?

Let's spend the weekend in Laughlin

You are my empress, I crown you