I know it's just a figure of speech

but if your breath and your clothes are bad

your destined to teach



I see the president

I see Lincoln

what the hell was 43% of this place thinking



we watch the shuttle launch

read J.D. Salinger

I know one teacher I wish was on the Challenger



How- How- How- How- How- How-

How did this loser get this job?



check his references,

that's all I'm saying

I think my parents deserve more

for what their paying



he works till 3:00

it's such a racket

all you need are Dockers and

a Members Only jacket



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How did this loser get this job?



unprepared,

drunk you swindle academe

all you wanna do

is wrestle with the football team



pass out towels like communion

you're protected by the kid molesters union

How- How- How- How- How- How-

How did this loser get this job?