The Vandals

The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) lyrics

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Clowns are neato clowns are fun 

Clowns are loved by everyone 

Cops n' commies even fags 

Everybody loves a gag 

Clowns everywhere are freakin' out 

In parades they scream n' shout 

They're sad as hell, and they're singin' the blues 

Cause no one laughs at their great big shoes 

Here's some clowns we really love: Bozo, Scoopy, Rusty Nails 

Here's a clown we really hate: Ronald McDonald 

(He's only in it for the burgers) 

I saw a clown in the mall today 

My brother cried and he ran away 

They get no respect, aren't served in bars 

No matter how many friends they can fit in their cars 

The other day I was drivin' around in the clown

mobile with 17 of my 

friends towin' the 

ferris wheel in the back and this cop pulls me over and says, "Where ya 

 goin' Bozo?" 

I said, "I'm not Bozo. I sure wish I was, though. The man's a friggin' 

 genius." 

Clowns are forced to take jobs across the nation 

Below the level of their education 

It's hard as hell to make ends meet 

With a painted face and gigantic feet 

Yesterday I was sittin' in a bar havin' a drink and this clown walks in and 

says,

"Bartender, give me a tree fort." The bartender looks at him and says, 

 "What's in 

a tree fort?" "Playboy books and cigars." 

Last verse same as the first Acapulco version, ten times worse
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Language: English

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