One night on a holiday in Greece
You hit the towns and you hit the streets
You toured the clubs and you drunk some booze
You see a girl, you've got nothing to lose

But much do you know, there's a girly at home
Sitting up at twelve and waiting by the phone
If she only knew what you were doing to her
I have no doubt she would break down in despair

Woah woah woahÂ… why d'ya do what ya do to her?

You hit the towns and you hit the streets
You had some fun beneath the sheets
But little do you know – she gave you V.D

But much do you know, there's a girly at home
Sitting up at twelve and waiting by the phone
If she only knew what you were doing to her
I have no doubt she would break down in despair

Woah woah woahÂ… why d'ya do what ya do to her?