If you get a right wheel
Left hammer raw deal
Ev'rything is upside down.
Tie him in a knot
Try
Ev'rything you've got now

Kick him in the dusty ground:
Give it a try
Let it go by by by by by
Give it a try
Let it go by by by by by.

Marriage on the rocks
D'pends
Who said what then
Nobody remember why;
Go before a counsel
Wouldn't let her down feel
Shakin' in your old school tie:
Give it a try...

Horses on the run win
Thirty three to one and
Never put a penny on;
Smiling on the bookie
Tell him that he should be
Better luck the next time son:
Give it a try...