Strollin' down the boulevard
See the boys with lemonade stands
See the couple in the car
Getting busted
There's Mrs. Fashion Lady
She's just stepped into the street
And you see the open manhole
But has gone Mrs. Fashion Lady
Yeah
Can't you see I'm a sadist?
Evil things make me laugh so
I'm hummin' happy
A little sparrow, alive in the street
A little sparrow with nothing to eat
A big old semi running down the street
A squished, dead birdie lying at my feet
Yeah
Can't you see I'm a sadist?
Evil things make me laugh so
I'm hummin' happy