1-2-3-4 fuck you, I can play the harmonica
Fuck you, listen to me play
Never took a lesson, got it today
Never took a lesson, listen to me play

It was a gift
It was a present
From my uncle Gooner
Who can kill a parakeet
With a cigar

Fuck you, I can play the harmonica
Fuck you, listen to me play
Never took a lesson, got it today
Never took a lesson, listen to me play

With a little more practice
And a little more time
I could probably play a little bit more
Then just this little harmonica song