I've got mountains of problems

They all catch me off guard and

Start when I'm not looking.

They make noise when I'm sleeping



I've got mountains of mistakes

They all come back to haunt me

Every fork in the road I didn't take

Has never once cut me a break



So I'm leaving you for the man in the business suit

My priorities and views are beginning askew



Got a new code of ethics

Used to think was pathetic

Now I'm reaping benefits

Out of all my new conquests



Got a new way of speaking

think it's rather ingenious.

I'm in a mountain of three syllables or less

You really want to sound modest



So I'm leaving you for the man in the business suit

He'll make all my dreams come true

Since I've got nothing to lose

I've got nothing to lose



Oh, I don't understand you weren't invited but you came

And I can't comprehend how she still don't know my name

It's still the same

Nothing has changed



I'm leaving you for the man in the business suit

My priorities and views are beginning askew

I'm leaving you for the man in the business suit

He'll make all my dreams come true

Since I've got nothing to lose

I've got nothing to lose