Billy's confused he's been abused,

Billy's bemused with Barbara,

she went with Billy but he's so silly

she's finished with him now.

All the wedding plans have gone down the drain

will Billy ever see Babs again?



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He's a silly Billy,

why can't Billy not see?

that Babs is just a slag she's a dirty bag

she just wants his willy

but poor Billy can't see

that she's a trollop & he's a silly Billy



Babs is back she's got the knack

knows how to wrap him round her finger

her little finger

a kiss and a cuddle now Billy's in a muddle

coz Babs has gone again



Now what's gonna happen to the honeymoon?

Babs has gone & Billy's been a goon.

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