There's a bloke from Hereford Road

who really makes me groan,

everyday he's at the door

or on the telephone

Why can't he just go away

and leave me here alone

In the pictures in the pub

no one can ever know

just how much a pest he is

he's everywhere I go



[Chorus:]

It's not fair he's always there

everywhere I go Neal's there,

how do you deal with dddd deal with

it's not fair Neal's everywhere I go

It's not fair he's always there

everywhere I go Neal's there

how do you deal with ddd deal with Neal.



Everyday I cannot eat my grub

or drink or sleep

everyday Neal pulls up in his car

and goes beep beep

What am I supposed to do

about this bloomin creep

everyday I look outside

to see if Neal's about

everyday he's there without a doubt

[Chorus]



It doesn't matter where I go

Neal will be there I know

Neal is not a man

he's mice I know