Punctured bicycle 
On a hillside desolate 
Will nature make a man of me yet ? 

When in this charming car 
This charming man 

Why pamper life's complexity 
When the leather runs smooth 
On the passenger seat ? 

I would go out tonight 
But I haven't got a stitch to wear 
This man said "it's gruesome 
That someone so handsome should care"

Ah ! A jumped-up pantry boy 
Who never knew his place 
He said "return the ring"
He knows so much about these things 

I would go out tonight 
But I haven't got a stitch to wear 
This man said "it's gruesome 
That someone so handsome should care"
This charming man ... 

Ah ! A jumped-up pantry boy 
Who never knew his place 
He said "return the ring"
He knows so much about these things