weather girl (Kent Brockman's girlfriend), Bleeding Gums
Murphy, Diamond Joe Quimby, Krusty the Klown, Princess
Cashmere, Sting, Sideshow Mel, Rainier Wolfcastle (McBain),
Dr. Marvin Monroe, Captain Lance Murdoch, The Capital City
Goofball, and an unknown man)

Sting:
There's a hole in my heart
As deep as a well
For that poor little boy,
Who's stuck halfway to hell...

Sideshow Mel:
Though we can't get him out,
We'll do the next best thing...
McBain:
We go on TV
And sing, sing, sing!

All:
And we're sending our love down the well...
Krusty:
All the way down!
All:
We're sending our love down the well...
Krusty:
Down that well