In front of a Tavern, flat on his face
A boose-hound named Barney is pleading his case...

[Barney]
Buy me a beer...two bucks a glass...
C'mon help me i'm freezing my as...
Buy me brandy...a sniffer of white
Who am i kidding, i'll drink terpentine...

[Moe]
Move it! You drunk...or I'll blast your rear-end

[Barney]
I found two Bucks {Moe} Then come in my friend..

[Sherry Bobbins]
And soo we take leave of this heart warming scene...

[Bart]
Can I be a booze-hound...{Homer} Not till you're fifteen