Hanging out with the horny girls
That was kinda cool
There was nothing I could think of
That they wouldn't do

They were quite bisexual
And they were kind of nasty
They were always naked
And they took a lot of xtc

Hanging out with the horny girls
Was better in my head
I tried to order pizza
But they tied me to the bed

It was quite an adventure
And I think I  got the clap
They put their fingers in my butthole
I couldn't take a nap

Hanging out with the horny girls
I nearly peed my pants
When both there boyfriends
Showed up at my house to kick my ass

But if I had a nickel
For everytime they ate each other out
I'd have about 85 cents