John was a metal head monster
Who hated all the girls
He threw up in their shoes
And covered them with pearls

Jane was a Star Trek girl
Who hated all the world
She made a trip to the moon
And kicked away planet blue

I want to be
Just a little tease
Just a little tease
I wanna be

Once they were young and lonely
At war with all the world
They hated poetry
I know this sounds absurd

Now fifteen years along
They're working side by side
A chewing gum factory
Putting pink where there should be white

I want to be
Just a little tease
Just a little tease
I wanna be

I want to be
Just a little tease
Just a little tease
I wanna be

And now they're old and grey
At peace with all the world
They still fear Klingon Empires
They still don't like Picard

And now there's no more TV
At gruesome "Shady Pines"
They make a trip to the moon and kick away planet blue


(c) leurs l.-coonen f.-leurs c.