Well I`m waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A. 
Well I`m waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A. 
But I`d much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway 

Well I`m sitting here thinkin` just how sharp I am 
Well I`m sitting here thinkin` just how sharp I am 
I`m an under assistant west coast promo man 

Well I promo groups when they come into town 
Well I promo groups when they come into town 
Well they laugh at my toupee, they`re sure to put me down 

Well I`m sitting here thinking just how sharp I am 
Yeah I`m sitting here thinking just how sharp I am 
I`m a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band 

Yeah, I`m sharp 
I`m really, really sharp 
I sure do earn my pay 
Sitting on the beach every day, yeah 
I`m real real sharp, yes I am 
I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit 
Yes I have 

Here comes the bus, uh oh 
I thought I had a dime 
Where`s my dime 
I know I have a dime somewhere 
I`m pretty sure........