Sittin` thinkin` sinkin` drinkin` 
Wondering what I`d do when I`m through tonight 
Smoking moping, maybe just hopin` 
Some little girl will pass on by 
Don`t wanna be alone but I love my girl at home 
I remember what she said 
She said, "My, my, my don`t tell lies, keep fidelity in your head 
My my my, don`t tell lies. When you`re done you should go to bed 
Don`t say hi, like a spider to a fly 
Jump right ahead and you`re dead" 

Sit up, fed up, low down go round 
Down to the bar at the place I`m at 
Sitting drinking, supereficially thinking 
About the rinsed-out blonde on my left 
Then I said, "hi" like a spider to a fly 
Remebering what my little girl said 

She was common, flirty, she looked about thirty 
I would have run away but I was on my own 
She told me later she`s a machine operator 
She said she liked the way I held the microphone 
I said my, my, like the spider to the fly 
Jump right ahead in my web