I got nasty habits, I take tea at three 
Yes, and the meat I eat for dinner 
Must be hung up for a week 
My best friend, he shoots water rats 
And feeds them to his geese 
Don`cha think there`s a place for you 
In between the sheets? 

Come on now, honey 
We can build a home for three 
Come on now, honey 
Don`t you wanna live with me? 

And there`s a score of harebrained children 
They`re all locked in the nursery 
They got earphone heads they got dirty necks 
They`re so 20th century 
Well they queue up for the bathroom 
`Round about 7:35 
Don`cha think we need a woman`s touch to make it come alive? 

You`d look good pram pushing 
Down the high street 
Come on now, honey 
Don`t you wanna live with me? 

Whoa, the servants they`re so helpful, dear 
The cook she is a whore 
Yes, the butler has a place for her 
Behind the pantry door 
The maid, she`s French, she`s got no sense 
She`s wild for Crazy Horse 
And when she strips, the chauffeur flips 
The footman`s eyes get crossed 

Don`cha think there`s a place for us 
Right across the street 
Don`cha think there`s a place for you, 
In between the sheets?