Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy
Always stiff all day long
Nothing's right 'til it's all wrong
It makes no sense until I'm tense
Always laughing at your expense

Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy
Always biting on my nails
Always stiff, it never fails
Now I think I'll pick my nose
Wipe it on my sweaty clothes
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy

Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy
Always screaming at someone
Got a temper like a gun
Hair trigger personality
Anxiety keeps me hap-happy

And I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world
I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world
I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world
I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world

A-N-X-I-E-T-Y
A-N-X-I-E-T-Y
Anxiety keeps me high
Cross my heart and hope to die
Anxiety
Anxiety
Anxiety
Anxiety