This sandal shit has got to stop
It makes me wanna puke
If I see your ugly toes again
I don't know what I'll do

I'm so sick of Deadheads and assholes, it's true
Alternative rockers are all hippies too
So try to remember to cover your feet
If you wanna go barefoot, save it for the beach
Save it for the beach

This sandal shit has got to stop
It makes me wanna puke
If I see your ugly toes again
I swear I'll murder you

You zombie-like yuppies with pathetic lives
You hairy-legged females all give me the hives
So try to remember to cover your feet
If you wanna go barefoot, save it for the beach
Save it for the beach

This sandal shit has got to stop [x6]