Sideburns, goatees and pimples on your face
According to Spin magazine, you're so cool and hip
Do us all  a favor, lose the hoop from the lip
You're so sad, you're so bad
You're so sad, you're so bad

        CHORUS:
Drop the attitude fucker
Drop the attitude dude
Drop the attitude fucker
Fucker, drop the attitude
        (2x)

You think with your antics your parents are in shock
But you look like Bozo in your bright red Docs
But you'll never be as famous as us
You're so sad, you're so bad
You're so sad, you're so bad

        CHORUS (3x