He's got a dirty mind,

Just don't know

What you're gonna find



On her way from the school

She saw him, she saw him

In a second she knew

She wanted him, oh she wanted him

There was no trace on him

Of filth, grime or dirt

An overwhelming urge

To smile laugh and flirt



There she goes with a twinkle in her eye

Don't take a genius to understand the reason why



He's got a dirty mind, just don't know

What you're gonna find



This girl he thought she was

Living in a dream

It's just that he was

Exceptionally clean

All the boys that she, that she had known before

Avoided hygiene

Around at his house

You could eat off the floor

Which was slightly unnerving



Hygeine boy, oh what am I to do

I feel positively filthy standing next to you



He's got a dirty mind, just don't know

What you're gonna find



She got to know his mind intimately

She was surprised to find

Something of an anomaly

You see this perfect boy

Wasn't quite so pristine

He had ideas that would (He had ideas that could)

Make the devil Scream



Dirty mind, don't know what you're gonna find

He's got a dirty mind, just don't know

What you're gonna find