If they can make you feel stupid,
I'm here to wise you up.
If they can make you feel puny,
I'll help you call their bluff.

They want you feelin' so fine,
You'll be climbin' to pay your menial price.
They want you feelin' so right,
Once you've signed up with their parasites.

If they can make you feel homely,
Well I can talk you up.
If they can make you feel lonely,
I can make you some love.

They want you feelin' so sad,
You'll be glad to swallow any adivce.
They want you feelin' so bad,
You'll be suckin' down their parasites.

Don't take the bait,
Don't seal the deal,
Don't buy the hype,
You'll be a sucker!

Oh, suffer!

They want you feelin' so blind,
You'll be hangin' on to any advice.
They want you stuck in quicksand,
Then they've got you in their parasites.

Oh, they gotcha, they gotcha!
In their parasites.
Yeah they gotcha, they gotcha!
In their parasites.
Oh, they gotcha, they gotcha!
Now, isn't that nice?
Yeah, they gotcha, they gotcha,
Say goodnight!

Don't take the bait,
Don't seal the deal,
Don't buy the hype,
You'll be a sucker!

Don't take the bait,
Don't seal the deal,
Don't buy the hype,
You'll be a sucker!