I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh I'd get out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing bear

Outrageous alarming courageous charming
Oh who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It's just amazing how fair people can be

Seen at the nicest places where well fed faces all stop to stare
Making the grandest entrance is Simon Smith and his dancing bear

They'll love us, won't they? They feed us, don't they?
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It's just amazing how fair people can be

O, who needs money, when we're funny?
The great attraction everywhere
Will be Simon Smith and his dancing bear
It's Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear 
Together
O, yes