Coulda been my third grade history teacher
Somebody said  it aint I'll never forget it
Mighta  Been Dolly Parton  Or the Dalai Lama
They were  words  to the wise
And they hit me right between the eyes


If you wanna write a song  Better get a guitar
if you wanna win Daytona Better  get  you a car
If you wanna be Picasso  Better get you some paint
Son, You are what you do
And if you don't then you aint

Cooulda been a stranger  coulda been a friend
Coulda been a commentator on CNN
Talkin' through my TV directly at me
Mighta been my butcher  Mighta been my baker
Mighta been an outta work   undertaker down at the superX
Who gave me  this   reality  check


If you wanna go to heaven  You better  go to church
If you wanna promotion  You better get to work
If you wanna  catch   the big one Better get you soem bait
Yeah  you are what you do
and if you dont  then you aint


If  you want an education  you better stay in school
Get  you some sunglasses  if you wanna be a saint
Yeah   you are what  you do
And id you don't then you aint


Yeah  you are what  you do
and  if you don't then you aint