Hey Ash, do you know what month it is?
No Stef, what month is it?
It's December Ash! A time for giving and receiving.
Ooo does that mean it's CHRISTMAAA...
CHRISTMAAASSS

Christmas time, in London town,
Lights burning bright,
Snow on the ground.

Christmas time,
Kids faces smile,
Eat to excess,
Until we're sick!

So I haven't seen Dru in a while!
Maybe he's working?
On Christmas day?
Sorry Ash ahahaha

How's it going? It seems you've let yourself in

Last night I was working in a grotto,
Greeting little kids mother-fucker.
I drunk twenty whole cartons of eggnog.
Before riding butt naked on a reindeer.

I crashed it... my elves came,
To sew up Santa's sack mother-fucker.
I drink ride, ruin lives, show ya mum my surprise
If you leave mince pies, I might be polite
That's right! Or maybe carrots!
OR BRANDY!

Christmas time, in London town,
Dru smells like piss,
His pants are down

Christmas time,
With The Midnight Beast!

Merry Christmas!
Happy New Year!
To everyone! Bye!