We wrote a parody of a well known track and dicked around filming in my parents flat
Then put it on a well know video site and we got a million views in a night,
Wasn't it a billion, I thought it was a trillion,
What the hell lets call it a squillion,
If you haven't heard of us we're The Midnight Beast we like to say fuck
Toured the you. K and sold out some shows even though we didn't tjing anybody would go,
Then, channel 4asked if we'd come in for a chat,
And knocked us all out with a baseball bat, we woke up surrounded by staff telling us we're funny and "you make us laugh
They pleaded and begged to ake a beast show telling us they'd gibe us everything but we said... Sure
Big boys yeh we're big boys much bigger then small boys coz we're big boys living in a big boy world a big boy world a bug boy world we just mived out
To our very own flat on channel 4 on our very own show on channel 4 they explained we weren't good enough for channel 4 so we'd be in the subsidiary of channel 4, E4whooh that's are new home where made in Chelsea sucks hey leave it alone we're nit braggin but our shows the greatest show ever made so thanks E4 for this lemonade
Big boys yeh we're big boys we're much bigger then small boys coz we're big boys livin in a big boy world a big boy a big boy world we just moved out!