Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming

Stay in your lanes

Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming

Just stay in your lanes



No bombing and no heavy petting,

So just stay in your lane.

No Boming and no heavy petting (or more recently 'Verruca socks and not forgetting to')

So just stay in your lane.



Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles



Latchmere's got a wave machine.



Came out of the changing room

And absolutely nothing had changed

So I stayed in your lanes.



Came out of the changing room

And absolutely sod all had changed

So I’ll stay in your lanes.



Speedo, speed boy

Speedo, speed boy

Speedo, speed boy

Speedo, speed boy

So stay in your lanes.



Stay in your..

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

(Speedo, speed boy)

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

(Speedo, speed boy)

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles



Latchmere's got a wave machine



Stay 

Just stay in your lanes

Just stay, just stay in your lanes.



Latchmere's got a wave machine.