(I'm ready now, I'm ready to fuck now)

I go down to the ocean
I take a walk upon your shores
I dig up a big ol' hairy clam
And then take out the pearl
Cause it's a metaphor

I'll marinate your flank steak
I'll bread your jumbo shrimp
I'll take your little brother to the zoo
And I'll marinate your flank steak
Cause it's a metaphor for fuckin
It's a metaphor for fuckin

I'll be the lounge band on your cruise ship
I'll fuck you with my dick
I'll put my magic wand inside your... car
Then I'll marinate your flank steak
Cause it's a metaphor for flank steak
It's a metaphor for flank steak

Flank steak is delicious
Wish I was eatin it right now
And every time that I see one
Wanna titty fuck the flank steak
Cause it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak
Yeah it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak

Love is such a mystery